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‘My toddler screams, ‘Mommy, CHANGE MY BUTT,’ during my conference calls.’: Mom says ‘today you’ve done enough, give yourself some grace’

“Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, moms everywhere are having a field day with their perfectly color-coordinated school sessions and craft projects. People are using this time to get fit, eat better, organize their homes and closets. Crossing off line items on their to-do lists like it’s their job – and then there is me.”

‘Both on the verge of tears one announces, ‘He smacked me.’ I check for blood, bruising. ‘She was using too much toilet paper!’: Mom shares hilarious ‘chaos’ of quarantine with multiple kids

“I was sound asleep when I suddenly hear a knock at my bedroom door. My heart jumps. The pounding in my chest gets louder. Both children are standing at the door, both upset. ‘Its 2:30 in the morning,’ I firmly reminded them. I am trying to figure out how I can self-isolate in my closet, but they keep finding me.”

‘Our nature walk resulted in my son picking up dog poop thinking it was a rock. Now they’re bowling with empty beer cans in the basement.’: Mom pens hilarious appreciation letter for teachers during quarantine

“How do you do it? I mean, truly? Our ‘classroom’ for the last 2 weeks has been one big dumpster fire after another. I bow down to you. Add the fancy laptop bag to your fall school supply list. Add that pretty dress you saw as an ad on your Instagram feed. Im all for you dressing like a QUEEN next school year.”

‘To be fully honest, if I didnt stay busy, Id eat all of the quarantine snacks while standing in my kitchen staring at my phone.’: Quarantined mom urges take it all one day at a time

“Within a quick 24-hours, I became a full-time-working-stay-at-home-full-time-home-schooling-mom. I had no idea how it was all going to happen. Hell, Id be happy with a general idea or suggestion of how this all will play out! I know we will figure it out, but I have a sneaking suspicion its going to be a lot of building the plane while we fly it. And I have to be okay with that.”

She was recording her EVERY move that weekend and sending it all directly to me. I just wanted a night for myself!: Stay-at-home mom urges others dont be that friend

“A very good friend of mine was going on a bachelorette getaway. Have you heard of the phrase, ‘If you dont have anything nice to say. Dont say anything at all’? Thats all that’s been running through my head for days. My nerves were shot, my boiling point was BOILING. I’ve known her since I was 5. To say I was hurt was an understatement.”

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