“So, I sat down with my coffee and drew him this visual.”
‘I was having a hard time finding the words – probably because I haven’t had any sleep – to express to my husband why I’m not in the best of moods in the morning.’
‘Well, you won’t believe what happened yesterday DURING OUR MATERNITY SHOOT!’
“Our chests are bursting with love for our new addition”
‘When your wife think she’s slick!’ Wife requests $1,000 dollars for ‘wife services,’ but husband’s hilarious reply is perfect
“We regret to inform you that your request for payment has been rejected.”
‘I’m sorry I cheated on you in your dreams. I would love to say it won’t happen again but it’s out of my control.’
“A real man admits when he’s wrong. You have to own up to your mistakes. No excuses.”
‘Sorry we missed you – Bear in driveway’: UPS delivery driver’s HILARIOUS excuse for not leaving package
“Like I say. Only in Asheville!”
‘My mom used to watch Jeopardy early, on a different city’s channel so when she’d watch it with my dad she’d know all the answers.’
“She’s still never told him!”
‘Welcome Home From Prison Mom’: 4-year-old’s hilarious prank for mom in airport
“I got off the plane and spotted my husband first. Once I got closer I could see my son holding something, and then I read it….”
‘Please hide packages from husband’: Delivery man takes wife’s sarcastic doormat a little too seriously
“Everyone’s been asking ‘what does your husband think?'”
‘Reasons your child is waking up at 3 a.m.’
“1. They’re not sure if they’ve heard Yanny or Laurel. This is a big one.”
How To Tell If You’re Ready To Have Kids
First, acquire five cobras and put them in a soft bag.
