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‘I get told I’m ‘too much.’ I can’t whisper. I laugh at my own jokes. I suck at keeping plans, and I spend more money than I save. But all of these things make me, ME.’: Woman urges ‘stop letting people extinguish what sets your soul on fire’

“You will be told you are too honest. Too real. You may be told your dreams are silly or stupid. You may be taunted, laughed at, or mocked for stepping out of what is ‘expected of you.’ Sorry not sorry, but you can’t confine me to a box, and girl, you shouldn’t either! You have a light that is too bright to be hidden. Stop letting people extinguish what sets your soul on fire.”

‘Am I dead?! Am I dreaming?! Am I a vampire?!’ She starts really worrying. ‘Here, let me try again.’: Husband hilariously pranks wife in spooky photo shoot, ‘My wife’s missing from these Polaroids’

“I sit next to her. ‘Let’s take a picture together…’ So we touch noses, and I take the picture. SHE WASN’T IN IT. ‘That’s super weird, we were touching noses. How did you miss me!?,’ she says. ‘There isn’t a ‘remove wife from this photo’ option on a Polaroid, Sarah! How would I be doing this?!’”

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