First, acquire five cobras and put them in a soft bag.
“I run my Amazon Movie Reviews account on my bathroom breaks and didn’t want the ice to melt so I stupidly took a large soda with me.”
Why didn’t anyone tell me this would be so hard?
It wasn’t a prank!
“Last night, my husband and I made the mistake of leaving the house after dinner.”
“What if I don’t make it?”
“I’m sleeping with long johns on from now on!”