“Before kids, you make out in your big bed, have a little nasty time and fall asleep lovingly in each other’s arms. After kids, you promise you’ll meet up later and lock the bathroom door for some adult time, but instead you both fall asleep snoring.”
‘Before kids you sleep in. After kids you’re whacked in the face at 5 a.m. because you’re someone’s little breakfast making machine because sleep is overrated.’
‘Should I look and feel THIS exhausted?’ Teacher’s heartfelt plea for parents to STOP their ‘bizarrely lenient attitude toward disciplining children’
“Not all of you are going to agree with what I’ve written. Some of you will be downright mad after you read it.”
This photo shows why moms need to let themselves ‘completely heal’ after giving birth
“22cm or 8.6 inches. That is the exact diameter of a paper plate, AKA the fine china in our house. It is also the average diameter of a placenta.”
‘Marriage is harder than it looks in the movies’
“With a toddler and a newborn in the house, things are the realest they have ever been.”
