“As a single parent, every decision takes on a new meaning. If I give my child an applesauce pouch made in China, will my ex bring it up in court? But back to the easy stuff. Remember naps? You know, those times when you could sleep in on a weekend without your ex coming in and yelling at you? There’s a silver lining in all this.”

‘Nobody dreams of being a single, middle-aged dad swiping on Tinder. When I entered Single Parent Land, half my brain was sobbing. The other half was thinking, ‘I can run free!’

‘We grew up in a custody dispute. It went on for our entire childhood’: Dad who dealt with divorce drops knowledge on what NOT TO DO with your children
“If you only see them as pawns in your game of chess; you should be handing them over… not having freaking children.”