“Before kids, you make out in your big bed, have a little nasty time and fall asleep lovingly in each other’s arms. After kids, you promise you’ll meet up later and lock the bathroom door for some adult time, but instead you both fall asleep snoring.”
“This is why I feel it is important, when choosing mom friends, there’s certain qualities I look for.”
“The waiting room where now 6 times I have had to embarrassingly walk by other waiting patients, puffy, red and with mascara dripping down my cheeks.”
“After binging 3 bottles and passing out, I woke up in the hospital with a .43 blood alcohol level. Child Protective Services were called. At that moment I knew I needed help.”
“One glass of wine after work turned into three. Then turned into taking shots of vodka before work, going to get vodka on my lunch break, and driving home at night to have more alcohol.”
We are forever indebted to this brilliant man.