‘Momma, something funny happened.’ He starts rolling up his pant legs and pulls out my THONG.’: Woman shares hilarious mom fail, ‘I had to catch my breath’

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“Whenever I pick up my son from school, instead of asking, ‘How was your day?’ I always ask, ‘What made you smile today?’ Or even, ‘What made you laugh today?’

It makes conversational feel that much more intentional and meaningful.

Well, today was interesting, mommas.

OH.MY.GOSH.

*Son Hunter hops in car*

‘Momma, something funny happened today.’

Me: ‘Oh yeah? What’s that?’

*He starts rolling up his pant leg and pulls out my THONG!*

‘I found this during music class!’

YOU GUYS my freaking thong was static clinged to the inside of his pant leg!

He said he panicked and just shoved it back up there and left it all day because he thought I would want it back!

Then he said he kept pretending to tie his shoe all day to shove them back up his pant leg.

After I caught my breath, I snatched them back and said, ‘THANKS, SON!’

I mean, if you don’t save your moms thong, are you even a mommas boy?”

Courtesy of Heather M. Nicholson

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