“We went to a wedding the other week.. They started that awkward conversation which we all have when we meet new adults. ‘So what do you do with yourself?'”
‘He says: ‘Oh, so you just stay home and look after the kids?”
‘Today my husband was ‘CAUGHT IN THE ACT.’ He had a special request for dinner, so I stopped in our nearest grocery store to pick up the items needed.’
“I focused on the guy wondering ‘why’s this guy hiding?’ looked into their eyes & noticed it was my husband! He was TRYING TO HIDE from me! As if I didn’t already know his secret!”
My Toddler Drowned—Here’s What I Want You To Know
“How could I have known that every parent’s worst nightmare would be my reality? It happened so quickly.”
Dear Parents: Please Clean Your Kids Pack ‘n Play Regularly
“This water was HOT AND CLEAR when I started.”
I Delivered My Newborn Baby Inside A Chick-fil-A Bathroom
“There we were…my wife and I in a tiny stall in the bathroom, and I could see the top of our little girl’s head crowning as Maggie was straddling the toilet.”
I Got A Burn From A PLANT Comparable To A 2nd Degree Chemical Burn
“My hope in posting this unfortunate news is to create greater awareness for what WILD PARSNIP is.”
‘You are a teacher, right? I just want to thank you for everything you do. I see your cart is full with supplies, and I just wanted to help out as much as I can.’
“I was feeling pretty jaded this morning as two different sets of parents at Walmart stopped me in the school supplies aisle to complain about how much they had to get their kids this year. ‘This is just ridiculous. I don’t know how these teachers think we are suppose to get all this stuff.'”
‘Umm… your mom is sitting on the floor. She tried to get up by herself.’ ‘I’ll be right there.’
“It is now 11:00 p.m. and I am tired. I crawl in bed, and as I put my glasses on my nightstand my phone buzzes. NOOOOO! I lift it up hoping, just this once, I’m wrong. Nope, I’m right. ‘Hi Dad.'”
The Hidden Blessing Of Single Parenting
“The moment we realize this blessing is more than recognition, a future spouse, friendships, prestige, or money, is when we can finally begin to understand it. Because it isn’t anything tangible or even visible to people around us.”
‘You are NOT a widow.’
“It might be meant to be funny and it might be catchy, but if you are saying it and your husband is still alive, you are using the term wrong. You are not a widow.”