“It will be weird. It will be scary. Your boobs will be sore. Your hands and feet will swell to the size of a pufferfish.”
- Love What Matters
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“It will be weird. It will be scary. Your boobs will be sore. Your hands and feet will swell to the size of a pufferfish.”
“How many times in a day do you tell your child to ‘hurry up?’ Did you ever just STOP and try to get inside their head?”
“To all the future moms out there – I see you, and others see you. We know your pain, and we feel your hope. Don’t give up.”
“As we were preparing to leave he told us to hold on a minute. Silence. Excuse me? Did I just hear you correctly? Say that again please…”
“I promised myself that if I made it home alive, I’d never sleep on the ground again.”
“It was like as soon as she realized the tooth fairy wasn’t real, she got a dose of the hormone fairy which WAS real, and let me tell you – the hormone fairy is a jerk, too.”
“Dad looks up and says, ‘I lost my patience with your mom.’ I tell him he is carrying a load none of us can imagine and frustration is going to happen sometimes.”
“I felt like a monster. What kind of mother wouldn’t want to hold her own child?”
“I was privy to a photo taken of you without your permission.”
“He was given the prognosis of ‘probably never being able to walk, talk, or become a productive member of society.’ What does that even mean? I can’t think of a fate worse than those cold words.”