“I began to burn… like FREAKIN’ BURN. It felt like someone had basted me with bleach and LAVA was erupting into my baby maker oven.”
My Hilarious Failed Attempt At Removing Body Hair Before Childbirth
Why My Reproductive Health Is None Of Your Business
“The purpose of me writing this piece is about people constantly feeling the need to make unwelcome comments and scrutinizing women’s bodies in particular.”
The One Thing Every Mom Needs Is Mom Friends
“WOMEN NEED friends who can pig out on a big piece of cake and tell each other inappropriate jokes. That can grab our little cherubs and have a massive sleepover, binge watching TV shows with wine. Hands up if this is what you need.”
Dear Dads: Your Job Does Not End When You Get Home From Work
“You see, while you’re out working that day job, she’s home doing a job too. One that comes with big responsibility so that you can be at that day job with the peace of mind your babies get to be home.”
Instead Of Christmas Elf On The Shelf, I’m Doing Halloween ‘Doll In The Hall’
“For an extra festive touch, I put the doll right in bed with the kids whenever they throw it in the trash. It’s Day 3 and they want to move!”
Today I Told Off A Stranger’s Kid, And You Should Too
“Mothers, if we don’t have each other’s backs like this, then how can it be a smooth experience for all? This is a village and it only works if we all do our part.”
Dear Child, You’ll Understand When You Have A Daughter Too
“Yes, my love, many things change, but some things never do.”
I Take Pictures Of My Kids To Be Present In The Moment
“When I stop to take a photo of my children, so stops the incessant to-do list running through my head.”
Remember To Check On Moms, Not Just Babies
“After my boys were born, there were appointments. There were regular pokes and prods. Their well-being was front and center. Then there was me.”
My Baby Was Born With Pfeiffer Syndrome, And I Wouldn’t Change Her Uniqueness For The World
“Her differences make her who she is, and she’s absolutely wonderful.”