“Like I say. Only in Asheville!”
‘Sorry we missed you – Bear in driveway’: UPS delivery driver’s HILARIOUS excuse for not leaving package
The day after I brought our new puppy home, I realized I was late again for my period. I mentioned it to my husband and he replied, ‘You’re always late.’
“I lost myself so I could be someone who didn’t want a child. I became obsessed with puppies to fill the void. I held her close as I drove, promising her I would take good care of her as my tears wet her fur.”
‘We got photobombed by this beautiful, gentle giant GIRAFFE during the wedding. He just walked up to us and was so inquisitive.’
“Every single one of us was holding our breath. He gave me even more than I could imagine by dropping his head and giving them a little nuzzle. It was the most incredible moment.”
‘My name’s Erik, and I’m an alcoholic. I got sober 5 years and 110 pounds ago.’
“I bought liquor and dog food with my last paycheck. I was about 310 pounds for the second time in my life, freshly laid off, and lacking in a lot of the things I used to use to define myself.”
‘Oscar was gone. In a moment of terror, I saw the leash in my hand led to the elevator door, which was already closed.’
“The elevator descended from three to ground. Oscar, inside the elevator, was pulled to the top of the door. I quickly pushed the elevator buttons, and prepared myself for the worst.”
‘I’m going to miss him, but I’m glad he’s feeling better.’ This butterfly would make it to the top of the hill if it was the last thing he did.
“‘Butterflies fly mom. This butterfly can’t do that,’ was his obvious statement to me, asking him not to do what I inherently knew what was coming…”
‘EWWW WHAT IS THAT? I saw it hanging out of my daughter’s chewing mouth, while she smiled smugly. I pulled it out and realized it was a HAIRY LEG OF AN INSECT.’
“‘Should I take her to the doctor?’ I start crying hysterically because I failed her, and now she’s going to be like that little boy on ‘Stranger Things’ and the bugs are gonna host her body and she’s going to doom us all to the Upside Down!”
‘I hope you can help me, I was dropped this morning by my little friend and now I’m lost.’
“Please help me find my family…”
‘I love my farmer. Most of the farmers I know are proud, hardworking, gentle, caring, and doing their very best to feed the country.’
“I would like to challenge all my farming friends, wives, husbands, families, to please fill social media with pictures and stories which PROVE how much our farmers do for their stock and produce.”
‘I was sad we weren’t pregnant together, we knew we had to do something!’
“I knew I wanted to show off my new puppy like people do with their newborns and marriages because it was where I’m at in life. .People may think it’s excessive or silly, but results were absolutely heartwarming.”
