“It’s just me and my two ride or dies.”
It’s Okay If Your Friend Group Is Small
Meet This Season’s Spooky Queen: 3-Year-Old Obsessed With Creepy Doll Takes Disney Employees By Storm
“It was quite an unexpected change from the usual never-ending line of glittery Bippity Boppity Boutique princesses!”
‘I stared at my doctor, a deer in headlights, completely naked below my ribs.’: Woman hilariously shares awkward OBGYN encounter
“Next time you’re at the OBGYN hiding those undies under your shirt, you’ll think of me and my pink paper bolero jacket and laugh.”
Hilarious Ways Moms’ Parenting Styles Differ from Dads’
“As funny as these truths are, thank God he made moms and dads to balance each other.”
6-Year-Olds Give Adorable Responses To What They’d Do If They Could Rule The Country For A Day
“Cook a big dinner for everyone.”
Mom Hilariously Breaks Down 10 Types Of Toddlers
“Your toddler will probably morph into all of these types at one point or another — sometimes even simultaneously.”
‘You currently don’t exist in this building.’: Woman shares hilarious mix-up during hospital visit
“I sat straight up. It wasn’t like him to just not come back.”
‘As I begin to pull my ring off, my once elegant and ladylike fingers transform into bratwursts before my eyes.’: Woman hilariously shares why she had wedding ring sawed off during pregnancy
“When did I develop Ogre’s hands? With every tug, my finger becomes more and more engorged. Dear God, I am going to be fingerless. My grave is going to say, ‘Here lies Lisa, the woman who lost her finger because she was too stupid to take her wedding ring off before the 3rd trimester.’ I am panicking. I run to my husband screaming, waving my hands all around.”
‘I got a text from my daughter’s school saying, ‘You’re going to love this.’ I started to laugh and simultaneously cry.’: Mom recounts hilarious card to teacher from ‘wild’ daughter
“I read it again. ‘A best friend you can have sex with,’ and then flipped to the inscription ‘How great is that?’ I thought about joining witness protection or calling my daughter in sick for the rest of the year so I didn’t have to face her teacher.”
‘I’d just walked into a public establishment wearing a ratty t-shirt with no bra and my husband’s old UNDERWEAR.’: Mom urges ‘we can’t win ’em all’ after embarrassing ‘mom fail’
“Mama, I’ll grab the wine and the s’mores, then I’ll meet you next to the dumpster fire so we can watch it burn together.”
