“Dude…five kids is hard. For those who aren’t in the know, I gave birth to baby number 5 two weeks ago. Quite the adjustment. We, as parents, are now VERY outnumbered.
I know I’ve said this before, but this time, I think I really mean it – I may have hit a new low in my parenting career today.
This morning, I had to drop four kids off at school. I loaded them up, drove them to their respective schools in a variety of different towns, then drove home.
When I walked back into the house, Alex was rocking the baby and asked me how I got home so fast. I had no idea what he was talking about. Until it hit me. And my jaw hit the floor.
I had forgotten to take a child…and that child was still upstairs in bed sleeping. (This was completely unbeknownst to Alex, who didn’t see me loading the kids into the car and had NO idea I had forgotten one.)
Let me say it again: I. Left. One. Of. My. Kids. At. Home. AND I never actually even realized it. It wasn’t like I was backing out of the driveway when it hit me that I was a kid short. I did a 45-minute school shuttle run and it still never hit me. When I walked back into the house it still didn’t hit me.
Most moms are able to redeem themselves at least a little bit when they eventually remember their oversight all on their own. Not me! It was only when Alex pointed out I got back early it occurred to me there must be a reason. Namely, my still-slumbering child. That’s bad. That’s real bad.
But therein lies the perks of having many children. Three out of four successfully dropped off at school is still a success rate of 75%. And that’s a passing grade in my books!
Usually I shoot for a 100% success rate with my children…but if we average this out over the course of the semester, I think I can still manage an A! Though I once again will likely not be ‘Mother of the Year’ material.”
This story was submitted to Love What Matters by Sarah Haskin Jones of Lake Odessa, MI. You can follow her journey on Instagram and on her blog. Submit your own story here, and be sure to subscribe to our free email newsletter for our best stories, and YouTube for our best videos.
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